February 2011
i want to leave this house forever omg just kill...
all i want is a pepsi. just a pepsi.
No, really, the president of Malawi wants to ban... →
“The Malawi government is making farting illegal. But I say he who suppressed it,...”
– STEPHEN COLBERT, about this, on The Colbert Report.
Heh.
(via inothernews)
Who wants to be my Valentine?
I am accepting applications.
i want to go downstairs to get a soda but there...
I JUST WANT A VALENTINE FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE
i dont want to wait. i think im going to move this...
omgmcd:
Muscles better & nerves more.: us
courtneytothemax:
Us: It’s what I want.
dailystendhalnitesaudade:
We could get groceries together, Sunday morning breakfasts at places that serve overpriced fruit bowls, walk 7th…Walk the seawall, do photo shoots, go to gigs, read in bed together. Explore restaurants, retail therapy the crap outta each other, find new tidal pools, bike rides,...
i’m not trying to be a bitch or anything but after you get done smoking a cigarette you smell like a fucking ash tray it’s pretty bad. just thought you should know.
i bet me and dianna have the same cup size
lollololololol
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Hosni Mubarak has survived 5 assassination...
no wonder he’s so butthurt and paranoid.
ieatstickersallthetimedude-:
This blog has been so shallow today.
On days when I feel vacuous and horny I might change my URL to EdwardMilibandSexualFrustration in order to warn you good people of the posts to come.
Tomorrow will be business as usual. Probably.
have a pizza
I want to make the world my bitch like the guys...
January 2011
I need to surf again
canwecallitmagic:
Like soon It’s been way too long since I’ve been to a beach to surf I miss the swell, the sunset, the cold water, the thrill, and the peace Damn.
Teach me how to surf!
jasmine-tealeaves:
you know free food makes me incredibly happy.
INCREDIBLY HAPPY.
Now I’m going to have to get up at five in the morning on friday to go to sbux, to freak out three of my old teachers that go there.
have a pizza
Who wants to teach me how to surf?
i cant go past page 2 on my dash
what the actual fuck
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I start going to the gym tomorrow!
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my classes start tomorrow.
right now i’m excited, but i wonder how long it will be before i dread them.
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